WHAT ARE YOU SAYING DAVE?

A friend at work told me about this yesterday. It seems as a New Mexico judge has granted a restraining order against David Letterman , late night talk host. One Colleen Nestler of Santa Fe, complained to the court that Letterman was sending her secret coded messages in his monalouges, cagoling her to marry him and become his co-host. I would like to now pass on the transcript of the police call.

Hello, 911. Please state the nature of your emergancy.

Oh my God! Oh My God! He's here! He's in my house.

Do you have an intruder in the house, Ma'm?

Yes. It's David Letterman. I have a restraining order, but he's in my house.

Is he there now Ma'm?

GET OUT OF HERE! Oh why won't he just leave me alone?

Ma'm? Ma'm Is he there now?

You BASTARD! NO! NO! I WONT BE YOUR CO-HOST!

Ma'm calm down. Is Mr. Letterman there now?

No he just left. But he keeps coming back after the commercials. OH MY GOD! There he is again!

Stay calm Ma'm, the police are on their way.